the kage office

gramps sat down and began to do paper work. mostly about futile things.

*appears*
wats up

he looked up and smiled. "oh nothing. the usual of what you get in rain. complaints, arguements and lots of medical forms. you?"

nothing......just exploring the villages
*looking around*

ki got up and streched. "well, im done. want to go eat?"

*appears with akatsuki stuff on*

gramps looked up and chuckled. " you look worse than my grandaughter in a hobo suit."

give me ur village scrolls.....*looks up from his hat*

"no, i dont think i want to. though i can offer you a seat." gramps sat down and pointed to a chair oposite.

*picks up a glass of water and accidentally drops water all over u*....oops

gramps took off his kage robe. he was wearing a black yukata underneath. " no use crying over spilled milk. or in this case water..."

*i spill a gallon on u making u soaken wet*....wow water hates u

he laughed. "no worries. water always hated me. and instead of drenching a 133 year old man in water you might want to get to the point. i might fall asleep."

are u wet?

" not much." gramps pulled out his fan and dried himself.

*presses a button and water falls all over u*

after that gramp's hair stuck up into spikes. "great. it took hours to flatten this. ahwell. stupid willow clan...."

*as ur wet i look at u and i freeze u up until ur face is left in a instant*....

gramps coughed and then he mumbled something under his breath. then spikes popped out breathing the ice. then he retracted them back in. he began coughing. "havent done that in a while...."

*makes the ice more ice come onto u and making u unable to break the ice by making the ice hard as steel*.....havent u done enough.....*takes out a sledgehammer and hits an arm off*....also if we are near a village that rains....i will always win

*appears* now ven are you really going to attack grandpa. like seriously espcially wit me here

"hm, then i hope you can get the scrolls. i hid them and let me give you a hint. its not in this room." gramp's arm grew back. "and you must know what i am to defeat me. i hope your good a jepoardy...."

so i see....a kage needs help from others.....well this village sucks.....if u go around protecting everyone why dont u become every villages kage then.....

gramps began to laugh. " this guy never really thinks im that strong so he goes around protecting me because ive grown loony."

well...GRAMPA.....u should resign if u have this guy protect u....